So, you went on a cycle trip?

Reality...

Here is a brief run down of the trip:

Number of days cycling: 21
Total distance cycled: 2120 km
Days of rain: 5 (the last five)
Flat tyres: 1 (Cres, Croatia)
Crashes: 1 (Hungary, only minor damage)
Countries visited: 9 (If 5 km in Italy counts...)
Border crossings on bike: 11
Free meals from generous people: More than 25
Most water in one day: 9 litres (Over 40 degrees in Croatia)
Number of times I was told I was crazy: Lost count, as usual!
Steepest climb: 1100 m in 8 km (Vřsič, Slovenia)
Longest day: 200.86 km (9 hours 15 mins)